From The Sun – December, 2004
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(This story-letter comes from a collection called, “Dear Dipshit: Letters to My Dumb Future Self.” Also included in the collection are, “So You Have Been Abducted by Aliens,” “So You Have A Bug Living Inside Your Body,” and “So You Lost A Limb.”)